alpojones:

I think you should stick to milk.

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arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

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jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god

she calls it a skoat im cr ying

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deerstagram:

i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)

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shitshilarious:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

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slydig:

hey dude your boobs are showing i think you need a 

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multipack:

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y

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iamonlykidding:

bardofcheese:

The most unsettling soap I’ve ever seen

I want to rub it all over my nethers.

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unfollower:

invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

POSTED 3 days ago WITH 83,327 notes • reblog •

foreveralone-lyguy:

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

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itsnachoday:

your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

HAHAHAHA WTF

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